Resolving to Resolve
January 1 is the day we the American public, solemnly resolve never to consume sugar or gluten again and go to the gym at least 13 times a week. Because darn it, that’s what we owe our backsides and while we’re at it, our frontsides. What is life if we haven’t got our health anyway? January 6 is the day we the American public decides to reasonably delay a few days, because, well, we're tired and we should probably catch up on sleep from all the holiday chaos & travel before